skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me: *cries in the shower*
I can’t hear you, it’s too dark in here.– Patrick
Okay, all these random people who are following me...
That awkward moment when you hear your voice...
and you’re like. wtf? Ew, that’s what I sound like?
Reblog this and see what you get. →
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
When Your IPod Is On Shuffle And Million Of Your...
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